Monday, June 17, 2013

Ugh.

You know what's annoying? People who expect other people to be mind readers. In particular, females. Women are the worst about doing it. I've done it before, although I try not to and usually succeed. Anyway, I saw this picture on Pinterest today about what females say vs. what they actually mean. I feel like there's this broad generalization that all women say one thing, but mean THE. EXACT. OPPOSITE. all. the. time. Well, I don't and most of the women I know don't. You know why? Because if I'm around someone who is always in a snit and I ask what's wrong only to get a bitchy "nothing!" I'm probably not going to ask again. And if someone is always like that, I'm probably not going to associate with that person much. Because it's annoying as hell and frustrating and it makes me want to throat punch. Anyway, I fixed the picture. Well, sort of. I fixed it for me.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Boobular Illusion

So, it's been a while. I wasn't sure if I'd post again because I never know what to write, but this just HAD to be shared. You know the tie dye with sharpie tutorials that are all over Pinterest? Yeah, did that today. The shirt turned out pretty well except for two small problems. My sharpie skills are lacking and it makes my boobs look like they are very small and directly in the center of my chest. I told my friend this and she didn't believe me, but it's true. Judge for yourself. It looks pretty ridiculous.